Marriage From A Kid’s Perspective
1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the chips and dip coming.
— Alan, age 10No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you’re stuck with.– Kristen, age 102. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
— Camille, age 10
3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids.
— Derrick, age 84. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON
Both don’t want any more kids.
– Lori, age 85. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
— Lynnette, age 8-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
— Martin, age 10
6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they’re rich.
— Pam, age 7The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with
that.
– - Curt, age 7-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
– - Howard, age 8
7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them.
— Anita, age 98. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
— Kelvin, age 8And the #1 Favorite is…
9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump
truck.
— Ricky, age 10, way to go Ricky. Are these real?
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ilikepinkfrostedsprinkleddonuts:
how the hell could you not?
eff yess.
Okay, everyone should reblog this.
why the fuck wouldn’t i?
Everyone seriously does need to reblog this:)
Obviously?…
Yes. Yes I would.
Hell. To the yes.
Of Course! When they told me I would just scream “YES! NO PREGNANCIES!!!”
I wouldn’t just support them, I’d fucking march with them in the Pride Parade! Though the Catholic Church may not like me anymore.
Of course I would! Why would I not?
ALWAYS
OF COURSE. Why wouldn’t I?
(Source: imnotheretojudge)
ActuallyNPH: Here’s a pic of the family in costume.
(Source: darrenchris)
I’ve never had to ask so many people to spell me their names
The parents take english names and barbaricly language-rape them beyond recognicion.
I have a feeling that many of those kids will be changing their names in the future.
Here’s a pretty freaking awesome video of two 1st graders performing the Foo Fighters’ ‘Everlong’ at the Electric Picknic Festival.
These twins already show talent in singing and dancing :)
Check them out,it’s worth it.
Love From A Kid’s Perspective
1. WHAT IS LOVE?
It’s love when the girl puts on perfume and the boy puts on aftershave and they go out to smell eachother.
- Karl, age 5
If you want to learn how to love better then you have to start with a friend that you hate.
- Nika, age 6
It’s love when someone hurts you and you get so angry but you won’t yell at him because you know it would hurt him.
- Samantha, age 6
It’s love when you tell a boy that you like his shirt and then he wears it every day.
- Nele, age 7
2. CAN THERE BE MORE THAN ONE GIRLFRIEND?
There can easily be more than one girlfriend. They can stand in line.
- Martin, age 6
I have only one girlfriend but I’ll try to find some more.
- Kristjan, age 7
If you have several women then you can’t fight with them. Otherwise the women will win.
- Paul, age 9
There can only be one girlfriend because you don’t have two mouths to kiss with.
- Nicklas, age 6
When you have two darlings and you move then you can only give one of them the new address.
- Martin, age 8
One’s better than two. Because when you go to an amusement park with two girlfriends, then it’ll cost a lot more.
- Benjamin, age 9
If you have two girlfriends then you have to be on alert that one wouldn’t accidentally come over when the other one’s visiting.
- Daniel, age 8
3. CAN THERE ALSO BE MORE THAN ONE BOYFRIEND?
You can only have two boyfriends because more than that can’t be kept secret.
- Ida, age 9
Every time you marry there will be a ring put on your finger so you can marry only ten men.
- Kristiine,age 7
You may get married with two men. When one day you have one and the other day the other and you don’t even have to tell them.
- Camilla, age 7
Easily, you just keep your mouth shut when someone asks.
- Katrine, age 7
I think I’ve had more than four boyfriends. Well at least more than two.
- Kristi, age 8
4. HOW TO BE A GOOD LOVER?
You have to spend most of your time loving instead of going to work.
-Kenert, age 7
Don’t forget your wife’s name… that can mess up love.
- Marko, age 8
You have to be a good kisser. Then maybe your wife won’t notice that you forgot to take out the trash again.
- Peep, age 8
5. OF BEAUTY AND APPEARANCES IN LOVE
If you want someone to love you, who isn’t a part of your family then it wouldn’t hurt to be pretty as well.
- Hannah, age 8
How you look isn’t always important. Look at me. I’m beautiful but I have no one to marry!
- Kelli, age 7
5. HOW DO YOU FIND A GIRLFRIEND OR A BOYFRIEND?
When two people run into eachother on the street and the man says “Sorry!” and the woman says “No harm done!” then they can start living together.
- Mikk, age 7
I’ve stopped looking for a boyfriend because it takes a whole lot of time.
- Mari, age 9
I found my boyfriend in kidergarten when we played “musical chairs”.
- Lii, age 7
I don’t even remember how I started dating Piia. It was several years ago.
- Mark, age 6
When you go out then you’ll find a girlfriend. Then when you’ve been married for some years and had kids then the girlfriend will go back to work and dad will go out and find another girlfriend.
- Karl, age 8
Say that you own a chain of candy stores.
- Tiit, age 6
One certain way is to take the girl out to eat. Look for something she’ll surely like. French fries always do it for me.
- Mai, age 9
and the sweetest…
DEFINITE SIGNS OF BEING IN LOVE
When lovers get old then they won’t say “I love you” anymore. Instead they’ll ask “Would you like some cookies with that coffee too?”
- Siim, age 6
You’re in love when you see someone but you feel it in your stomach.
- Saara, age 7
1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the chips and dip coming.
— Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you’re stuck with.– Kristen, age 10
2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
— Camille, age 10
3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids.
— Derrick, age 8
4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON
Both don’t want any more kids.
– Lori, age 8
5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
— Lynnette, age 8
-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
— Martin, age 10
6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they’re rich.
— Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with
that.
– - Curt, age 7
-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
– - Howard, age 8
7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them.
— Anita, age 9
8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
— Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is…
9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump
truck.
— Ricky, age 10, way to go Ricky. Are these real?
If Kids Ruled The World
