Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.
I HAD THE SAME THOUGHTThey’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.
Omg that comment.
They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.
The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.
‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’
‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’
‘Fair enough’
‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’
‘You can’t tell me what to do.My father was the chosen one.’
‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’
‘fuck you my dad did it’
‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’
‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’
‘Potter, you-‘
‘My father’s going to hear about this’
That moment when Harry’s son turns into Malfoy
The Mirror of Erised: The Single Saddest Object in the history of literature.
Oh god…Fred and George.
I HAD NEVER SEEN THE DUMBLEDORE ONE. WHY. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.
This shit. Why.
I love this kid.
He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:
“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”
and don’t forget, the ever popular:
“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”
It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.
I fucking love this random Gryffindor!
This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.
BEM IS OUR KING.
It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a raven now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.
and thats how it happened.
the end.
^this. all of this.
The only student to be in Griffindor one year and in Ravenclaw the other. WHAT NEXT?! You’ll get hungry and magically become Hufflepuff or something!?
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Every frame of the Harry Potter movies, condensed into a barcode. Interesting to see the choice of color palettes for each film!
This isn’t actually a confession (sorry about that), but it is rather important to my friend Sierra (thedoctorisaravenclaw) and I, and we were going to try and get it to be real.
Thanks,
Rachel
(follow—the—nargles)
To partake, or not to partake? ‘tis the question
I was having a conversation with my nearly seven-year-old brother today…
So I was like: I can speak Japanese. Aw yeah.
And then he was all: Oh yeah? Well I can speak Draco Malfoy.
AND THEN HE LOOKS AT ME ALL SERIOUS LIKE WITH A LITTLE BRITISH ACCENT AND IS LIKE:
And then my mind was like:
Meanwhile, he’s just sitting there….
CONNOR. I AM PROUD TO CALL MYSELF YOUR SISTER.
Bythewayheishavingaharrypotterthemedbirthdaypartynobigdeal.
Too good not to reblog
Can someone please explain what’s good about being in Hufflepuff? I’m trying to understand.. but I can’t. Sob.
There’s way too much house hate for Hufflepuff. Hufflepuffs can be brave like Griffindors, smart like Ravenclaws and driven like Slytherins. What sets a hufflepuff apart from stundents from other houses is his/hers heart. Many of them are good by heart, goofy and true to their causes but there are always exceptions. You can say that the only difference between a hufflepuff and a slytherin is what lenghts one would go to to achieve one’s goal.
…plus we are near the kitchen
Mom, he broke my heart:
Mom, I got an F:
Mom, I had a fight with my best friend:
Mom, I have exams soon and I don’t know where to start:
REBLOG EVERY TIME I SEE THIS.
Swedish Harry Potter covers!
Harry Potter fans who watched enviously as the schoolboy wizard wielded magical time-freezing binoculars will soon be able to buy their own super spyglasses.
For designers at Sony have invented binoculars that allow users to pause, rewind and play back whatever they are viewing.
The digital devices – reminiscent of the ‘Omnioculars’ used by Potter to watch his favourite sport of Quidditch – could revolutionise birdwatching, horse racing, cricket and even opera.
Because they can record sound, birdwatchers will be able to capture birdsong and sports fans will be able to record the reaction of spectators.
And there won’t be the usual frustrating fiddle to bring an image into focus, as the Vinoculars also come with electronic autofocus and ‘steadyshot’ technology to stop images shaking even when magnified at up to 20 times.
But all this technology doesn’t come cheap. When the Vinoculars go on sale in November prices are expected to start at £1,800.
via DailyMail
People getting their Pottermore emails:
Me:
EXTREMELY ACCURATE POST.
I WON’T GIVE UP UNTIL I’M THROUGH!*hurls herself against the wall*
(Source: ohgendrys)
