My class pretended to play dead.
Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.
these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class
I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER
my favorite part of hamlet is at the beginning when they see the ghost of hamlet sr for the first time
and the guards are like “Horatio, you go talk to it! You went to college!”
and Horatio is like “Yeah! I did go to college! I will go talk to the ghost!”
like. where did horatio go to college. did he go to ghost college
2 days ago · 1 note
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 30+ year old man on a tv show
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1 000 000 000+ year old angel on a tv show
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 900+ year old alien on a tv show.
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1000+ year old Norse God in a movie.
“oh my god I’m never having one of those” I whisper tenderly to a baby
Striking Transformation From Homeless Veteran to Potential Business Man
Homeless veteran Jim Wolf has received a complete makeover and sharp suit courtesy of Degage Ministries and Design 1 Salon & Spa. This time-lapse video shows Wolf’s striking transformation from homeless man to potential business man. The change was only aesthetic, but it has prompted Wolf to seek out housing and enter the alcoholic Anonymous program, so his supporters hope that the makeover will give him the confidence he needs to get his life back on track.
3 days ago · 2 notes
the process of reading
I just love her so much
I live by that
#I love Blaine so much in his own right#but when I first started watching Glee it was pre-Blaine and Kurt almost immediately stole my heart#and all I wanted was to stop seeing him so sad all the time #to finally see him smile#to finally see someone who would love him the way he deserves to be loved#and to fill his life with sincere joy #and just looking at this gifset#after the initial and obvious tidal wave of Blaine love#all I could think to myself was ‘Kurt Hummel gets to spend the rest of his life with this man’#and holy fuck I don’t care how many things Glee might do poorly#I will always love it not just for giving us Kurt and Blaine and Klaine#but for giving Kurt HIM
Sorry for not posting for a while but with everything’s that been happening, I had nearly no time to do so.
Like yesterday I had a tonsillectomy, which - even if it hurts a bit - has already improved my over all well being :) I’m happy that I have my dad’s “super healing” genes because my throat’s pretty ok and anesthesia merely made me drop dead sleepy. The other woman in my room looked like she wasn’t going anywhere soon when I was packing up my things.
Two years of not being diagnosed, having often throat problems and feeling weak for no reason - I was forced to diagnose myself but I’m glad I pushed on the subject. I don’t even want to think how it could have ended… Ok well that’s my little story but I’ll keep on posting, living and being happy!
I hope y’all are fine and even better, my dear fellow tumblrers!
3 days ago · 1 note
9/11: A man walks through the 9/11 Empty Sky memorial at sunrise across from New York’s Lower Manhattan and One World Trade Center in Liberty State Park in Jersey City, New Jersey, September 11
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